January 19, 2007
Frank Koenen
WWE Monday Night Raw
November 18, 1996
-On Nitro This Week: The final push to the World War III PPV. The nWo continues to wreak havoc, making Tony Shiavone leave the announcers desk. Sting gives Luger a baseball bat, thus continuing the mystery of his motives. Roddy Piper shows up for the first time since Halloween Havoc. Eric Bischoff, who has been claiming to be in talks with Piper, was lying, turns heel and joins the nWo. Piper says he’ll bring a contract to World War III for Hogan to sign.
-The previous night had the Survivor Series, and I’ll
give the quick rundown.
Survivor Series match: Doug Furnas, Phil Lafon, Henry
& Phineas Godwinn beat Owen Hart, Davey Smith, & The
New Rockers.
Furnas & Lafon were the survivors. This was a good
match from what I remember, and served its purpose of
trying to get Furnas & Lafon over.
The Undertaker pinned Mankind
This match was where Undertaker returned in leather.
It was a pretty lame match, even Foley says that in
his book. Not that it was bad, just an anticlimactic
blowoff to this leg of their feud.
Survivor Series Match: Marc Mero, Rocky Maivia, Jake
Roberts, & Barry Windham beat Crush, Jerry Lawler,
Hunter Hearst Helmsley, & Goldust
The Rock is the sole survivor. This match was there to
get the Mero-Helmsley feud over, and then get the Rock
over. It was a better than okay match.
Bret Hart pinned “Stone Cold” Steve Austin
This was an excellent match and a classic. It’s too
bad they didn’t have it on the Bret Hart DVD.
Farooq, Vader, Razor Ramon II, & Diesel II vs. Flash
Funk, Jimmy Snuka, Savio Vega, & Yokozuna went to a
double disqualification.
Jimmy Snuka came back as a mystery partner. This just
seemed to jumble together every one else they didn’t
put on the card and shove them in a match.
Interestingly, supposedly Vader was pencilled in to
win the title at this point, but apparently it somehow
was switched around to Sid. A lame match, with a lame
ending as some of those eliminated return to the ring
and it turns into a schmoz and a DDQ.
Sid pinned Shawn Michaels to win the WWF World
Heavyweight Championship.
This was probably Sid’s best singles match ever. Shawn
kinda carried Sid, but Sid tried like hell here. Match
ends with Sid hitting Jose Lothario with a camera
after he gets on the apron, then Shawn goes out to
help Jose, so Sid hits him with it too.
-LIVE from the Coliseum in New Haven, CT
-Your Hosts are Vince McMahon (Play by Play), Jerry Lawler (Color), Jim Ross (Analyst)
1) Toughman Contest: “Stone Cold” Steve Austin vs.
Mankind (w/Paul Bearer)
This is Austin and Foley’s first single match with
each other. The show opens with Austin’s theme music,
no intro. Vader was injured last night (though he was
injured before that) and Mankind is his replacement.
Mankind jumps Austin as he was making his entrance.
Austin starts with a series of punches. The two men
continue to brawl at the entranceway as officials try
and break it up. Back down towards ringside, Mankind
throws Austin into the steel steps. They continue
brawling, until they finally get into the ring. Austin
beats up Mankind in the corner. He sends Mankind
outside, and then Mankind rams Austin’s head into the
stairs. Back in the ring, Mankind is in control. Vince
hypes Shawn Michaels making an appearance. Austin
explodes out of the corner and clothesline Mankind,
then gets a series of fist. Mankind is again thrown
outside, but he grabs a chair. Austin kicks him before
he can use it, and tries to use it himself. The
referee takes it away and it lets Mankind knock Austin
down. Mankind then goes to whip Austin into the
railing at ringside, but Austin reverses it and
Mankind goes over it and onto the concrete. Back in
the ring, Mankind gets the mandible claw, but Austin
uses a low blow to get out of it. Both men are down as
they go to commercial. Back from the break, Austin
goes off the second rope, but Mankind gets a shot to
the gut. In the corner, Mankind continues assaulting
Austin, including doing a legdrop on Austin from the
apron. Outside again Mankind drops Austin on the
railing. Austin gets suplexed back in the ring. Austin,
telegraphing, puts his head down too early and Mankind
gets a nice swinging neck breaker. Austin goes for a
sleeperhold, but Mankind pushes him into the corner to
break it. Mankind goes for a piledriver, but Austin
gets a back body drop. Mankind lands on his feet on
the apron and Mankind snaps Austin’s throat on the top
ring rope. Mankind goes up top, but Austin gives a few
shots and throws him off the top. Austin then starts
stomping and choking Mankind. This is an intense
match. Mankind is on the outside and Austin kicks him
in the head. Then Mankind returns the favor by shoving
Austin’s face on the steel steps again. Then Austin
drops Mankind on the railing. Back inside the ring,
Austin gets a snapmare and then a elbow from the
second rope for a near fall. Mankind starts waiving for
someone. In the corner, Austin drives his shoulder in
Mankind’s midsection. They continue fighting as
Mankind starts falling outside. Bearer comes back to
ringside and the Executioner attacks Austin. The
referee calls for the disqualification. They double
team Austin for a little bit, until The Undertaker
with his new leather gear comes to ringside. Austin
then clotheslines Undertaker in appreciation.
Undertaker reenters the ring, and in a stupid move
Austin leaves the ring, looking like a chicken. Way to
get your heels over. This was a damn good match, Foley
even mentions it in his book, and part of the reason
the two had such a good match is because they were
both not happy with Marc Mero being given a bigger
contract offer then the both of them. This may have
been an early experiment with turning Austin face.
These two always had a great chemistry and this was no
exception. ****
WINNER: “Stone Cold” Steve Austin via disqualification
-Survivor Series replay promo.
-Ahmed Johnson is seen in the crowd. Sunny comes out to ringside. At this point, Sunny really served no purpose other than to come out and look sexy. Not saying she was talent-less, she was being wasted at this point. At least when she’s just paraded around for being hot, she could still be entertaining unlike the divas of today. She introduces Faarooq, and then joins the announcers.
2) Faarooq (w/The Nation of Domination) vs. Savio
Vega
PG-13 raps Faarooq to ringside, I always liked that
concept. The only ones accompanying Faarooq were
Clarence Mason and PG-13. Savio gets a dropkick on
Faarooq. Savio gets a hammerlock on Faarooq. The only
thing worthwhile thing going on is Sunny’s boobs.
Savio continues to control on Faarooq. Faarooq takes
over after a little bit. This match needs more shots
of Sunny’s cleavage. Faarooq gets a nice snap suplex.
Faarooq gets a side suplex and they go to a break.
Back from the break, Faarooq has a camel clutch on
Savio. Yay, more shots of Sunny. In the ring, the
match continues to plod on. Ross mentions that Bret
Hart will be back on Raw next week, facing Owen Hart.
Savio kinda makes a comeback. Maybe the heat segment
was during the break. Bodyslam by Savio, but he then
misses an elbow. Faarooq goes up top, but Savio
bounces off the ropes, and Faarooq lands on that
special place. Savio tries to go for a superplex,
which may have saved this match, but they both tumble
outside. Vince says “only in the World Wrestling
Federation.” Someday I’m just gonna sit down and watch
mid 90s wrestling shows where McMahon announced, and
take shots for every time he says that or
“UNBELIEVABLE!” or “WHAT A MANEUVER!” Yeah, I’ll
probably die of alcohol poisoning. Back in the ring,
Savio is in control, until he tumbles outside. Then
PG-13 hits Savio with the two by four. They roll him
back in and Faarooq covers him for the pin. Ahmed then
jumps the railing and attacks various members of the
Nation. This match just plodded on and I’ll up the
rating ½* just for the shots of Sunny’s cleavage. *1/2
WINNER: Faarooq
-They show still photos of the main event from last night. Afterwards, Vince gives a speech about Shawn Michaels now being a man, because he helped Jose Lothario instead of pinning Sid.
3) Doug Furnas & Phil LaFon vs. Leif Cassidy & Bob
Holly
Capt. Lou Albano goes over to join the Spanish
commentary team, which I find humorous because he
could barely master the English language. LaFon and
Cassidy start, eventually Cassidy gets sent outside.
Furnas gets tagged in, and they go to comments from
the tag-team champions Owen Hart & The British
Bulldog. Bulldog says they got lucky, Owen isn’t happy
about it. Mason claims that Furnas & Lafon have to
climb the ladder to get a title shot. They had some
good matches over the next few months. They then go to
a break. Back from break, Holly and Furnas are in the
ring. Holly goes for an elbow drop, but it misses.
This match is pretty much Furnas & Lafon to show them
off to the fans. Furnas gets a sloppy Frankensteiner
on Holly. Cassidy gets a nice full nelson suplex on
Furnas. But Furnas gets an even cooler half nelson
suplex for the pinfall. This was the big Raw debut for
Furnas & Lafon, unfortunately they never fit into the
WWF, and were eventually faded away after so much
promise.
WINNERS: Doug Furnas & Phil Lafon
-Another commercial for the Survivor Series replay.
-Psycho Sid comes out for an interview with Jim Ross. Ross introduces Sid who, despite his heel actions the previous night, gets a huge pop. Sid is not apologetic for his actions. Sid even says he respects Jose, but he became part of the game when he got on the apron. Sid says he’ll give Shawn a rematch and beat him again. Sid’s interview as it progresses gets sloppier as it goes on. Sid says he’ll be a fighting champion, and runs down some of his potential opponents. He is the master and the ruler of the world. I wish I knew what world Sid ruled. I wonder if it’s even in this dimension.
Comments: This Raw started with a bang with Austin-Mankind, but by the middle of the Faarooq match I think I would have changed the channel to Nitro and not turned it back. Raw at this point has a lot of promise. Sid is the new champion, Bret Hart is back and gonna face Sid at the next In Your House, Shawn hasn’t been seen, The Undertaker is in leather meaning either an attitude change or a new taste for BSDM. Next week on Raw, Bret Hart faces Owen Hart, we’ll see you then.