October 5, 2008
WWF Monday Night Raw
August 1, 1994
The current WWF Champs were as follows:
World Champion: Bret Hart (3/20/1994)
Intercontinental Champion: Diesel (4/13/1994)
World Tag Team Champions: The Headshrinkers (4/26/1994)
Women’s Champion: Alundra Blayze (12/13/1993)
Your hosts are Vince McMahon & Randy Savage. This was Vince’s big return since ‘pinning the U.S. Supreme Court to the mat for the 1-2-3,’ says Randy. Yeah, he makes court jokes like that one all night long.
Razor Ramon vs. Shawn Michaels (w/Diesel)
This is their first meeting inside that squared circle since WrestleMania 10 and also Shawn’s first TV match period since WrestleMania 10. What’s going to happen? It’s PANDEMONIUM! They run the ropes a bunch to start. Shawn trips up Razor and walks over him only to turn around and take a right hand to the face. HBK takes the corner flip bump out to the floor and as he tries to make it back in the ring, Razor makes it a little difficult with right hands. Shawn finally just pokes Ramon in the eye to get back in, but gets caught coming off the top. Shawn takes over with a swinging neckbreaker. Fallaway Slam by Razor turns the tide for 1-2-NO! Shawn backs Razor into the corner to escape an armbar and blasts him in the face with a forearm. Dropkick gets two. After Shawn unloads on Razor with left jabs, Diesel has himself a little fun by choking Razor in the ropes. Razor elbows out of a chinlock and blocks a hiptoss for a backslide. That gets two for Ramon. Shawn drills him with a clothesline and reapplies the chinlock, but Razor elbows out again. He blocks a second dropkick and catapults Shawn out on top of Diesel! Incredible. Commercial break. We come back to see Shawn yank Razor face-first into a corner only to be slammed off the top. Shawn pokes Razor in the eyes again to get out of an ab stretch. Shawn ducks low off a whip and gets his head smashed into the canvas, which is followed by a BAAAAACK body drop by Razor. Vince makes a cheap joke about the Goodwill Games that Ted Turner headed up in the ’90s before the Time Warner sale. Seems a little unnecessary if you ask me. Capitalizing on the back work, Razor grabs a bearhug. Shawn makes an escape into a sunset flip. Razor punches Shawn down and kneels on top for 1-2-NO! Shawn reverses for a two, but stands up right into a clothesline for two. Razor gets dumped out for a Diesel clothesline as we go to our *second* break. We come back to see Shawn dropping a double-ax handle on Razor as he’s draped on the apron. Back in, Shawn hits the Flying Back Elbow for 1-2-NO! Razor starts to come back, so Shawn cuts him off with a sleeper. Razor’s arms drop twice, but not three times! He’s ALIVE! A back suplex by Razor breaks the hold. Hey, it always does. Double-KO spot ensues. Razor blocks everything HBK throws at him and fires back with punches of his own. Shawn staggers around after the corner flip into a clothesline for 1-2-NO! Razor wants the Back Superplex, but Shawn elbows out and hits a crossbody block. Razor rolls through for 1-2-NO! Superkick by Shawn! Cover, 1-2-NO! Shawn looks to be going for the RAZOR’S EDGE, but Razor backdrops out. Now he wants to do the RAZOR’S EDGE, but Diesel pops up on the apron. He causes enough of a distraction for Shawn to grab the IC belt. He misses the charge at Razor and gets caught with a backdrop. While the ref disposes of the belt, Shawn reverses a whip into a Diesel Big Boot. Razor falls back into a school boy as Shawn pulls the tights and gets three. (17:52 shown) A little slow and monotonous in the middle, but a great TV match nonetheless. Diesel and HBK continue afterwards with a post-match beatdown. ***½
SummerSlam Report with Todd Pettingell: The latest news has Lex Luger accepting Tatanka’s challenge. Don’t forget the double main-event – Undertaker vs. Undertaker and WWF Champion Bret Hart vs. Owen Hart in a STEEL CAGE! Also, WWF Intercontinental Champion Diesel vs. Razor Ramon.
WWF Women’s Champion Alundra Blayze vs. Bull Nakano (w/Luna Vachon) – non-title match
Vince says this is the WWF TV debut of Bull Nakano. He puts her over as a dominant force in Japan. It’s funny that since Bull retired in 1997, she’s become a pro golfer who lives in Florida. Nakano refuses a handshake and goes to work on Blayze. She delivers a pair of hair slings. Blayze comes back with a hurracanrana for two. She nails Nakano with one spin kick, but misses a second one and gets choked up against the ropes. Piledriver gets two for Nakano. She pulls Blayze up after two and delivers a Kneeling Powerbomb for 1-2-NO! Blayze flips out of a second one and sunset flips Nakano for 1-2-NO! Nakano sidesteps a front missile dropkick, but misses a Guillotine Legdrop. BRIDGING GERMAN SUPLEX by Blayze gets 1-2-NO! Blayze counters a German suplex with a front rollup for another two. Nakano takes a bump out to the floor from the top rope thanks to a dropkick by Blayze. She meets Bull with a nice plancha. Nakano reverses a whip into the ringpost, but charges into a backdrop. Whoops. We’ve now got a double-countout on our hands. (5:26) That was a lot better than I expected. With no decision, this sets up their title match at SummerSlam. Blayze fights off a two-on-one attack because she’s the CHAMP. **¼
Next week: IRS & Bam Bam Bigelow versus Tatanka & Doink the Clown!
The King’s Court with Jerry Lawler: Lawler meets a happy couple in the audience. The guy asks his girlfriend to marry him, but we have to find out what her answer is after the break. And we’re back .Wow, the suspense was KILLING me. Now King and the chick Andrea is in the ring. King asks her again if she’ll marry “Mike Boyle” and she says…YES! King forces himself on Andrea for a kiss (TV-G version of ‘Primae Noctis’, I’m guessing?) and then says “that was like kissing an orangutan with cold sores”. Yeah it’s not like kissing a fourteen year old girl, is it Jerry. Now it gets serious. Bob Backlund shows up and reminds us all that he’s the unbeaten WWF champion. He never gave up to the Iron Sheik. Curse you and your towel, Arnold Skaaland! Anyways, Backlund slapped Bret in the face and then applied the Crossface Chickenwing previously on Superstars.
The Smokin’ Gunns vs. George Anderson & Tom Bennett
Billy and Bart control Anderson for the duration. They hit the Double Russian Legsweep and put Anderson away with a Canadian backbreaker/flying neckbreaker combination. I have no idea what to call that. (1:44) Nice little squash for the Gunns.
Final Thoughts: Pretty cool episode of Raw for the time. Vince makes his on-screen return, Michaels and Ramon square off in a rare TV match that doesn’t involve ladders, and we get to hear from Bob Backlund right after his heel turn which is crucial to the next year of main event storylines in the WWF. Quite the enjoyable hour of Raw if I do say so myself.
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