January 19, 2011
Michael Weaver Jr.
Wrestling Update Online

WWF Superstars
1-16-93
Commentators: Vince McMahon, Jerry”The King”Lawler & Randy”Macho Man”Savage
Ring Announcer: Mike McGirk

The current champions in the WWF are:
WWF Heavyweight Champion – Bret”The HitMan”Hart
WWF Intercontinental Champion – Shawn Michaels
WWF World Tag Team Champions – Money Inc.

We hear comments from WWF Heavyweight Champion, Bret”The HitMan”Hart who promises that Razor Ramon will pay for his attack on Owen Hart.

MATCH #1: BUCK ZUMHOFE vs. RAZOR RAMON
Razor Ramon makes his way to the ring. His opponent, Buck Zumhofe, is already in the ring. Before the match begins, we see a preview of the new WWF Magazine which includes an interview with Razor. The bell rings to begin the match. The match ends when Ramon nails Zumhofe with the Razor’s Edge and gets the three count.
THE WINNER: RAZOR RAMON

UPDATE: Update is brought to us by the WWF Royal Rumble program. Footage of Reverend Slick telling Kamala that he is a man and KimChee and Harvey Wippleman shoving Kamala to the backstage area airs. Footage from last week where KimChee shoves Reverend Slick to the mat and Kamala shoves KimChee over the top rope and then chases Harvey Wippleman airs. We hear comments from Kamala and Reverend Slick. Slick says he isn’t going to stand for the abuse of Kamala. Slick wants to help Kamala see the light. He wants the fans to embrace him. We hear comments from Harvey Wippleman who says Kamala hasn’t been the same since Survivor Series. He says Kamala won’t be the same after KimChee is done with him and the WWF won’t be the same after Harvey “brings the big bomb.”

—COMMERCIAL BREAK—

Vince McMahon, Jerry”The King”Lawler and Randy”Macho Man”Savage welcome us to WWF Superstars of Wrestling. Lawler says he’s going to win the Royal Rumble Match.

MATCH #2: NASTY BOYS vs. ROCK WARNER AND ???
Nasty Boys make their way to the ring. Lawler says The Nasty Boys are in the Royal Rumble Match. Their opponents are not introduced. During the match, Doink The Clown is in the isle way. We hear comments from Nasty Boys who say they are going right after Money Inc. The match ends when Sags pins Warner.
THE WINNERS: NASTY BOYS

A preview of the new WWF Wrestling Spotlight Magazine airs.

Raymond Rougeau introduces WWF Intercontinental Champion, Shawn Michaels. Rougeau tells us that it was last week that it was announced Michaels would defend against Marty Jannetty at Royal Rumble and Sensational Sherri will be in one of their corners. Michaels asks if Raymond was a woman, would he stand in the corner of the man that nailed her with a mirror? Michaels says no. You would be in the corner of the man that you love and that’s Shawn Michaels. He says Sensational Sherri will be in his corner. He says everyone knows that he carried the team and carried Jannetty. He says Jannetty will be carried out of the building.

—COMMERCIAL BREAK—

MATCH #3: CRUSH vs. W.T. JONES
W.T. Jones is in the ring. Crush makes his way to the ring. The bell rings to begin the match. We hear comments from Crush who says he’s been training harder than ever and the Royal Rumble will be his day. The match ends when Crush forces Jones to submit.
THE WINNER: CRUSH via submission

After the match, Doink The Clown attacks Crush.

EVENT CENTER: WWF will have a special house show at MSG on January 29 for Headlock on Hunger. Bret”The HitMan”Hart will defend the title against Bam Bam Bigelow. We hear comments from Hart who says Bigelow thinks he actually will win the championship. This is his first title defense at the Garden and he’s going to walk out as champion. Bob Backlund will challenge Shawn Michaels for the WWF Intercontinental Championship. We hear comments from Michaels who says Backlund impresses him but he’ll still retain the WWE Intercontinental Championship.

—COMMERCIAL BREAK—

Promotional Consideration Paid For By The Following: ICOPRO, Slim Jim and Spider-Man The Videogame.

We see Crush is still being attended to and is being placed in the ambulance.

MATCH #4: ??? vs. YOKOZUNA (with: MR. FUJI)
Yokozuna and Mr. Fuji make their way to the ring. Yokozuna is presented flowers by two Japanese women. We hear comments from Yokozuna and Mr. Fuji who says Yokozuna will be the winner of the Royal Rumble Match. His opponent is not introduced. The bell rings to begin this match. The match ends when Yokozuna gets the three count.
THE WINNER: YOKOZUNA

—COMMERCIAL BREAK—

It’s time for the Royal Rumble Report. It’s brought to us by ICOPRO. “Mean” Gene Okerlund says they’ll try to get comments regarding Crush’s condition. Here are the participants: The Undertaker, The Berzerker, Papa Shango, WWF Tag Team Champion – “Million $ Man” Ted DiBiase, WWF Tag Team Champion – “I.R.S.” Irwin R. Shyster, “Nature Boy” Ric Flair, Jerry”The King”Lawler, Carlos Colon, Virgil, Bob Backlund, Yokozuna, Randy”Macho Man”Savage, “The Native American” Tatanka, “The Model” Rick Martel, Earthquake, Nasty Boy Knobbs and Nasty Boy Sags. We hear comments from Ric Flair who says he won the Royal Rumble last year and he’ll do it again this year. Bob Backlund says he wants the shot at the WWF Champion.

We cut the report short so that Vince McMahon can give us an update on Crush. He hopes to have more news on his condition soon and can’t believe what Doink The Clown did.

We return to the Royal Rumble Report. Other participants in the 30-man Royal Rumble Match are: Headshrinker Samu, Headshrinker Fatu, Mr. Perfect, Typhoon, The Great Tenryu, Tito Santana, Skinner, Repo Man, Damian Demento. Koko B. Ware and Owen Hart. We hear comments from Damian Demento who laughs and says he’ll win the Rumble.

Plus, WWF Heavyweight Champion Bret”The HitMan”Hart defends against Razor Ramon. Big Boss Man goes against Bam Bam Bigelow. We hear from Big Boss Man who says he’s not going to let Bigelow bully anyone. Marty Jannetty challenges Shawn Michaels for the WWF Intercontinental Championship and Sensational Sherri will be at ringside. Plus the unveiling of The Narcissist by Bobby”The Brain”Heenan.

—COMMERCIAL BREAK—

MATCH #5: “THE NATIVE AMERICAN” TATANKA vs. TOM BENNETT
Tom Bennett is already in the ring. “The Native American” Tatanka makes his way to the ring. We hear comments from Tatanka who says he’s going to be the first Native American to win the Royal Rumble. The bell rings to begin the match. The match ends when Tatanka gets the three count.
THE WINNER: TATANKA

EVENT CENTER: Sean Mooney tells the fans how they can get tickets for Monday Night RAW. At Headlock On Hunger, The Undertaker takes on IRS. We hear from Undertaker who says IRS will rest in peace. Mr. Perfect takes on Ric Flair. We hear from Flair and Bobby Heenan. Heenan says Perfect is alone now and he wants to see what he’s got. Flair says Perfect has to show Flair what he can do. Heenan will be in Flair’s corner. Randy Savage takes on Ted DiBiase. The Undertaker will wrestle IRS. Bob Backlund challenges Shawn Michaels for the IC Championship. Mr. Perfect takes on Ric Flair with Bobby Heenan in his corner. Bret Hart will defend the WWF Championship against Bam Bam Bigelow.

—COMMERCIAL BREAK—

Promotional Consideration Paid For By The Following: Cybergenic’s Phase 1, Bicycle Cards and Jovan Musk.

NEXT WEEK: Update on Crush’s condition.

A replay of Doink The Clown attacking Crush airs.

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