January 19, 2011
Michael Weaver Jr.
Wrestling Update Online

WWF Superstars
Commentators: Vince McMahon, Jerry”The King”Lawler & Randy”Macho Man”Savage
Ring Announcer: Mike McGirk

The current champions in the WWF are:
WWF Heavyweight Champion – Bret”The HitMan”Hart
WWF Intercontinental Champion – Shawn Michaels
WWF World Tag Team Champions – Money Inc.

The WWF Superstars opening airs.

Vince McMahon, Jerry”The King”Lawler and Randy”Macho Man”Savage welcome us to the show. Vince announces that Crush won’t participate in the 30-man Royal Rumble Match due to the attack by Doink The Clown on last week’s show.

THIS WEEK: Special Interview with Bret”The HitMan”Hart/The Undertaker/Bam Bam Bigelow/Kamala/Marty Jannetty.

Paul Bearer leads The Undertaker to the ring. His opponent, Dave Silguero, is already in the ring. The bell rings to begin the match. During the match we hear comments from The Undertaker who says at the Royal Rumble “it will be ashes-to-ashes and dust-to-dust.” The match ends when Undertaker Tombstones Silguero and gets the three count.

UPDATE: WWF Update is brought to us by ICOPRO. Last week Doink The Clown attacked Crush with a fake arm. Footage of the attack airs. Crush is out of the Royal Rumble Match due to the attack.


Ken Johnson is in the ring already. Marty Jannetty makes his way to the ring. The bell rings to begin the match. We hear comments from Shawn Michaels who says he doesn’t care whose corner Sensational Sherri will be in but she’s in love with him so she’ll be in his corner. The match ends when Jannetty gets the three count.

EVENT CENTER: Sean Mooney talks about The Super Bowl Party to benefit The Miami Project at the Caffe Angelica in Garden City Park, New York. Randy”Macho Man”Savage, Shawn Michaels and Vince McMahon will be in attendance. This Friday night is WWF Headlock on Hunger at Madison Square Garden. Bret”The HitMan”Hart defends the WWF Heavyweight Championship against Bam Bam Bigelow. Bigelow says this is a big opportunity for him and he’s going to take the title. He says Bret won’t keep the title because Bigelow means business. We hear from Bret Hart who says the Somalia situation breaks his heart. He hopes everyone shows up. He needs all of our help against Bigelow.


Papa Shango makes his way to the ring. Rudy Gonzales is already in the ring. The bell rings to begin the match. We hear from Shango who says he’ll possess the 29 men in the Rumble and win it. The match ends when Shango gets the three count.

A preview of the Wrestling Spotlight Magazine on Bret”The HitMan”Hart airs.

Footage from WWF Mania, 2 weeks ago where Razor Ramon attacks Owen Hart airs.

Raymond Rougeau introduces the WWF Heavyweight Champion – Bret”The HitMan”Hart to the interview podium. Bret says everyone calls him the People’s Champion. He’s interrupted by Razor Ramon who appears on the video wall. Razor says hurting Owen was fun and if he sees Bret’s dad, he’s gong to slap him. He says he takes whatever he wants. Bret calls Razor out and calls him gutless. Razor says nobody tells him what to do. He says there’s nothing Hart can do about Razor taking the WWF Championship. Bret says he takes pride in being the WWF Champion and we’ll take pride in Bret kicking Razor’s butt.


Promotional Consideration Paid For By The Following: ICOPRO/SlimJim/and Boxing, Football and Baseball videogames.

Gary Jackson is in the ring. Bam Bam Bigelow makes his way to the ring. During the match we hear from Big Boss Man. He says Bigelow is a big man but no one is bigger than the law and he’ll teach that to Bigelow at the Rumble. The match ends when Bigelow headbutts his opponent and pins them.

After the match, Lawler uses his Magistrator to show what Bigelow will do to Big Boss Man.

We hear comments from Nasty Boys who advertise the WWF Headlock on Hunger. Vince McMahon gives the mailing address where you can send your donations to.


It’s time for the Royal Rumble Report. It’s brought to you by the Royal Rumble program. The main event is a WWF Heavyweight Championship Match between Bret”The HitMan”Hart vs Razor Ramon. Then it’s the 30-man Royal Rumble Match. The winner gets a WWF Championship Match at WrestleMania IX. Here are the participants: Brian Knobbs, Jerry Sags, “The Native American” Tatanka, Yokozuna, The Undertaker, Damian Demento, Samu, Fatu, Mr. Perfect, Typhoon, “El Matador” Tito Santana, Bob Backlund, Papa Shango, The Great Tenryu, WWF Tag Team Champion – “Million $ Man” Ted DiBiase, WWF Tag Team Champion – “I.R.S.” Irwin R. Shyster, “Nature Boy” Ric Flair.

We hear from Yokozuna and Mr. Fuji. Fuji says Yokozuna is the biggest and he’s never been off his feet so he’ll be victorious and take the championship belt at WrestleMania. We hear from Mr. Perfect who says the match will have small men, big men, fat men, men of all sizes but there’s only one perfect man. He says last year Ric Flair won it because he was in his corner. He’s going to win the Rumble cause he’s Perfect. We hear from Bob Backlund who says he’s waited 10 years to win the Royal Rumble. Ric Flair says they’re going to make history again this year. Why? Cause he’s the Nature Boy and what comes out of his mouth is as good as gold.

Plus Bobby”The Brain”Heenan will unveil The Narcissist.


Dale Wolfe is in the ring. “The Ugandan Giant” Kamala and Reverend Slick make their way to the ring. Slick is now Kamala’s adviser. The bell rings to begin the match. We hear from Harvey Wippleman who says Kamala will have to say his prayers when he steps into the ring with KimChee. The end comes when Kamala pins Wolfe.

We hear from Bobby”The Brain”Heenan who says there’s always something going on in the WWF. He says shockwaves will be heard around the world when he unveils The Narcissist.

EVENT CENTER: Sean Mooney tells fans how to get tickets for this week and next week’s Monday Night RAW. This Friday is WWF Headlock on Hunger. Bob Backlund challenges Shawn Michaels for the WWF Intercontinental Championship. Michaels says he respects Backlund but he’s dreaming if he thinks he’s going to beat Michaels. Ric Flair will battle Mr. Perfect. Mr. Perfect says there won’t be anyone holding him back. He doesn’t think Bobby Heenan is as smart as he thinks he is. If he’s with Flair, he’s with a loser. The Undertaker takes on “I.R.S.” Irwin R. Shyster. WWF Intercontinental Champion Shawn Michaels defends against Bob Backlund. Mr. Perfect takes on Ric Flair with Bobby Heenan in his corner. WWF Champion Bret Hart takes on Bam Bam Bigelow.


Promotional Consideration Paid For By The Following: Cybergenic’s Phase 1/Bicycle Cards/Super High Impact Football.

Back in the arena, Vince McMahon, Randy”Macho Man”Savage and Jerry”The King”Lawler are discussing the Royal Rumble. Savage and Lawler both say they’re going to win. The show ends with them arguing.

NEXT WEEK: Results from WWF Royal Rumble! Who will challenge the WWF Heavyweight Champion at WrestleMania IX?

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