January 24, 2011
Michael Weaver Jr.
Wrestling Update Online
San Antonio, TX
Commentators: Vince McMahon, Jerry”The King”Lawler & Randy”Macho Man”Savage
The current champions in the WWF are:
WWF Heavyweight Champion – Bret”The HitMan”Hart
WWF Intercontinental Champion – Shawn Michaels
WWF World Tag Team Champions – Money Inc.
On this week’s episode we’ll find out who won the Royal Rumble Match and who is the reigning WWF Heavyweight Champion. Is it still Bret”The HitMan”Hart or did Razor Ramon capture the gold for the first time? Let’s get to the show!!!
Still captures from last Sunday’s Royal Rumble event air. Bret”The HitMan”Hart retained the WWF Heavyweight Championship and Yokozuna won the 30-man Royal Rumble Match.
Vince McMahon, Jerry”The King”Lawler and Randy”Macho Man”Savage welcome us to the show. They briefly speak on Giant Gonzales.
THIS WEEK: Mr. Perfect/Razor Ramon/Shawn Michaels/High Energy/Damian Demento/Special Interview with “Hacksaw” Jim Duggan!
MATCH #1: RENO RIGGINS & BOBBY PEREZ versus THE HEADSHRINKERS (with: AFA)
The HeadShrinkers: Samu and Fatu along with Afa make their way to the ring. Reno Riggins and Bobby Perez are already in the ring and ready for tag team action. The bell rings to begin the first match on this week’s episode of WWF Superstars. The match ends when Perez is pinned.
THE WINNER: THE HEADSHRINKERS
WWF Heavyweight Champion, Bret”The HitMan”Hart is standing by. He says Yokozuna will get his shot at WrestleMania IX. Hart has more on his mind than Yokozuna. All of the contenders want a shot at him. He can only take it one day and one title shot at a time. He’s going to be a fighting champion. When it gets closer to WrestleMania then he’ll worry about Yokozuna.
MATCH #2: TOMMY KNIGHT versus DAMIAN DEMENTO
Already in the ring is Tommy Knight. His opponent, Damian Demento, makes his way to the ring. The bell rings to begin the match. The match ends when Demento gets the three count.
THE WINNER: DAMIAN DEMENTO
A commercial for the WWF Fan Club airs.
MATCH #3: MR. PERFECT versus LOUIE SPICOLLI
Mr. Perfect makes his way to the ring. His opponent, Louie Spicolli, is already in the ring. Yes, the Louie Spicolli of nWo fame in the late 1990s. The bell rings to begin the match. “The Narcissist” Lex Luger is standing by with comments. He says the people were awestruck when he debuted. No one has ever seen anything that’s beyond perfection like him. He says all he’s heard is perfect silence in regards to the challenge he made to Mr. Perfect. Perfect gets the victory when he applies the Perfect Plex.
THE WINNER: MR. PERFECT
EVENT CENTER: Sean Mooney gives details on the Super Bowl Party to benefit the Miami Project at the Caffe Angelica. Randy Savage, Shawn Michaels and Vince McMahon will all be there. WWF returns to Nassau Colisem on February 26. The Undertaker takes on Yokozuna. Mr. Fuji says Yokozuna is bigger than Undertaker and Undertaker can’t Tombstone Yokozuna. Paul Bearer says it won’t be a happy occassion when Yokozuna comes to the ring. The Undertaker claims Yokozuna is going off his feet.
MATCH #4: NON-TITLE MATCH – GARY JACKSON versus SHAWN MICHAELS
The WWF Intercontinental Champion, Shawn Michaels makes his way to the ring. His opponent, Gary Jackson, is already in the ring. The bell rings to begin the match. We hear from Sensational Sherri. She said only Marty Jannetty came to her aid. She says wherever Shawn goes, she’ll be there but with Marty Jannetty. The match ends when Michaels pins Jackson.
THE WINNER: SHAWN MICHAELS
A commercial for WrestleMania IX on April 4, 1993 airs.
Raymond Rougeau introduces “Hacksaw” Jim Duggan to the interview podium. Duggan understands a man being proud of his country. He doesn’t understand Yokozuna and Mr. Fuji coming to the US and talking about the lazy Americans. He’s going to do something about it. Duggan knows Yokozuna has never been off his feet. He challenges Yokozuna to a match. He promises to knock Yokozuna off his feet. As long as there’s air in his lungs and blood in his body, he’ll attack attack attack!
Promotional Consideration Paid For By The Following: ICOPRO/WWF Action Figures/Slim Jim!
MATCH #5: HIGH ENERGY versus BROOKLYN BRAWLER & CHUCK WEST
High Energy: Owen Hart & Koko B. Ware make their way to the ring. Their opponents, Brooklyn Brawler and Chuck West are already in the ring. The match ends when Hart pins West.
THE WINNERS: HIGH ENERGY
A video package on ICOPRO by Dr. Fred Hatfield airs.
Footage from last Sunday’s Royal Rumble when The Giant Gonzales attacks The Undertaker during the 30-man Royal Rumble Match airs.
MATCH #6: BOB BACKLUND versus “IRON” MIKE SHARPE
Bob Backlund makes his way to the ring. “Iron” Mike Sharpe is already in the ring. The bell rings to begin the match. The match ends when Backlund pins Sharpe.
THE WINNER: BOB BACKLUND
After the match, Lawler uses his Magistrator to imply that Backlund looks like Howdy Doody.
Vince McMahon gives the address for where you can send your donations to for WWF Headlock on Hunger.
MATCH #7: PETE CHRISTIE versus RAZOR RAMON
Razor Ramon makes his way to the ring. His opponent, Pete Christie, is already in the ring. The bell rings to begin the match. The match ends when Ramon pins Christie.
THE WINNER: RAZOR RAMON
EVENT CENTER: Sean Mooney gives ticket information for this week’s WWF Monday Night RAW. Typhoon will battle Doink The Clown. WWF returns to the Nassau Coliseum on February 26. Kamala battles KimChee. Harvey Wippleman says Kamala only went to the top because KimChee made him. Harvey says KimChee will teach Kamala a lesson. Shawn Michaels defends the WWF Intercontinental Championship against Marty Jannetty who will have Sensational Sherri in his corner. Sherri says the only person who called her in the hospital was Jannetty. She’ll always be there for him. Jannetty says he’s going to rock Shawn’s world. Steiner Brothers battle Beverly Brothers. Kamala battles KimChee. Marty Jannetty challenges Shawn Michaels for the WWF Intercontinental Championship. The Undertaker battles Yokozuna.
Promotional Consideration Paid For By The Following: Cybergenic’s Phase 1/Bicycle Cards/Terminator 2 The Arcade Game!
Mike McGirk tells us that Shawn Michaels has left the building!!!
NEXT WEEK: Bam Bam Bigelow/Doink The Clown/Nasty Boys!
Yokozuna and Mr. Fuji are standing by. Fuji accepts the challenge of “Hacksaw” Jim Duggan. He says no one has never taken Yokozuna off his feet and Duggan will need all the luck in the world.