January 19, 2011
Michael Weaver Jr.
Wrestling Update Online
Commentators: Vince McMahon, Jerry”The King”Lawler & Randy”Macho Man”Savage
Ring Announcer: Mike McGirk
The current champions in the WWF are:
WWF Heavyweight Champion – Bret”The HitMan”Hart
WWF Intercontinental Champion – Shawn Michaels
WWF World Tag Team Champions – Money Inc.
Footage from Wrestling Challenge, where Reverend Slick tells Kamala he’s a man airs.
MATCH #1: TODD BECKER versus “THE UGANDAN GIANT” KAMALA
“The Ugandan Giant” Kamala and KimChee make their way to the ring. Harvey Wippleman is in the ring making the introduction. His opponent, Todd Becker, is in the ring. The bell rings to begin the match. The match ends when Kamala pins Becker.
THE WINNER: “THE UGANDAN GIANT” KAMALA
After the match, KimChee and Harvey Wippleman continue to shove Kamala. Reverend Slick comes to the ring and confronts the duo but is pushed down. Kamala shoves KimChee over the top rope and chases Wippleman to the back.
Vince McMahon, Jerry”The King”Lawler and Randy”Macho Man”Savage welcome us to the show. This week we’ll see: The Debut of Steiner Brothers/The Undertaker/Bam Bam Bigelow.
UPDATE: We go back to WWE Mania where Raymond Rougeau interviews Owen Hart and Razor Ramon attacks Owen. Razor Ramon says he understands Bret”The HitMan”Hart is upset with him. He promises that Bret will be next. Bret Hart says it’s not the first time he’s had to battle a bully. He promises to show Razor that he’s a good wrestler and a good fighter.
MATCH #2: STEINER BROTHERS versus ROCK WERNER & BUTCH BANKS
Butch Banks and Rock Werner are in the ring already. The Steiner Brothers, Rick and Scott, make their way to the ring. The bell rings to begin the match. During the match we hear pre-recorded comments from Steiner Brothers. Scott isn’t sure if WWF is ready for them. Rick says The Beverly Brothers won’t like them after the Royal Rumble. The match ends when Scott gets the three count.
THE WINNERS: STEINER BROTHERS
After the match, we see the clown and Raymond Rougeau asks him for an interview but he just laughs.
EVENT CENTER: Sean Mooney will have ticket information for this week’s WWF Monday Night RAW later in the hour. WWF will be at the Meadowlands Arena this afternoon. We hear from Mr. Perfect who will take on Razor Ramon. Perfect says Ramon oozes something that stinks while Perfect oozes perfection. He says he’s better than Razor. We hear from the WWF Intercontinental Champion, Shawn Michaels who will defend the Intercontinental Championship against Marty Jannetty. He says he has it all while Jannetty has nothing and that’s not going to change. We hear from Jannetty who says this is a great opportunity. He says there’s nothing Michaels can do about him winning the match.
Bobby”The Brain”Heenan says comparing Mr. Perfect to The Narcissist is like comparing ice cream to horse manure. He says Perfect will think The Narcissist is from another world.
MATCH #3: LANCE CASSIDY versus GEORGE PETROVSKY
In the ring is George Petrovsky. Making his way to the ring is Lance Cassidy. Not Lance Cade from the WWE. The bell rings to begin the match. The match ends when Cassidy gets the three count.
THE WINNER: LANCE CASSIDY
A preview of the new WWF Magazine airs.
Raymond Rougeau welcomes the clown to the interview box. His arm is in a sling. He says his name is Doink The Clown. Footage of his previous tricks air involving Big Boss Man, Tatanka, Marty Jannetty, and Bob Backlund. Raymond says no one is laughing. Doink says he loves seeing the kids’ faces. He likes doing tricks for them and then taking their smiles away. Raymond asks if Crush gave him a warning last week. He sprays Raymond with water. Raymond leaves.
Promotional Consideration Paid For By The Following: ICOPRO, Slim Jim and WWF WrestleMania Steel Cage the video game.
MATCH #4: THE UNDERTAKER versus SCOTT ZAPPA
In the ring is Scott Zappa. Paul Bearer leads The Undertaker to the ring. The bell rings to begin the match. Paul Bearer removes Undertaker’s robe and hat. The match ends when The Undertaker gets the three count on Scott Zappa.
THE WINNER: THE UNDERTAKER
Lawler uses the Magistrator to show what’s in the urn and it’s Papa Shango!!!
Up Next: The WWF Royal Rumble report. More names will be announced!
It’s time for the WWF Royal Rumble report!!! It’s brought to us by ICOPRO! We’re two weeks away from the event. Marty Jannetty will challenge WWF Intercontinental Champion, Shawn Michaels. Sensational Sherri will be in one of their corners. Michaels says there’s no one less deserving of a title shot than Jannetty. He says he hasn’t talked to her but Sherri will be in his corner. Jannetty says he’s going to call it Marty Jannetty Day. He’s going to end Michaels’ career. He says Michaels doesn’t know Sherri like he thinks he does. Here are the participants of the 30-man Royal Rumble Match: “Nature Boy” Ric Flair, “The Native American” Tatanka, WWF World Tag Team Champion – “I.R.S.” Irwin R. Shyster, Bob Backlund, Jerry”The King”Lawler, Mr. Perfect, WWF World Tag Team Champion – “Million $ Man” Ted DiBiase, Crush, “The Model” Rick Martel, Yokozuna, Randy”Macho Man”Savage, Papa Shango, Earthquake, The Berzerker, The Undertaker, Carlos Colon, The Great Tenryu, “El Matador” Tito Santana, Typhoon, Samu, Fatu, Hacksaw Jim Duggan. We hear from Mr. Perfect who says he has a smile because he’s going to get the title shot. We hear from Yokozuna and Mr. Fuji. Fuji says no one can move Yokozuna so no one will eliminate him. We also hear from “Hacksaw” Jim Duggan who says he can’t promise he’ll win the match but he’ll give it his all. The winner will get a WWF Championship Match at WrestleMania IX. Bret Hart will defend the title against Razor Ramon.
MATCH #5: RED TYLER versus BAM BAM BIGELOW
Red Tyler is in the ring already. Bam Bam Bigelow makes his way to the ring. We hear from Big Boss Man who says he’ll prove Bigelow is just a punk. The match ends when Bigelow gets the three count.
THE WINNER: BAM BAM BIGELOW
EVENT CENTER: Mooney gives ticket information for this week and next week’s WWF Monday Night RAW. Footage from a recent press conference airs where WWF announces their participation in the Somalia Relief Fund. The WWF will have a special live event at Madison Square Garden on January 29th, where all of the proceeds will go to the Somalia Relief Fund. In the main event of that event, Bret Hart will defend the title against Bam Bam Bigelow. Hart says for the last few months people have seen what’s happened to Somalia via their TVs. He takes great pride in the special event and he’ll need the fans’ help against Bigelow. Shawn Michaels will defend the title against Bob Backlund. And Mr. Pefect will take on Ric Flair.
Promotional Consideration Paid For By The Following: Cybergenic’s Phase 1, Bicycle Cards and Super High Impact Football.
Next Week: Yokozuna/Nasty Boys/Special Interview – Shawn Michaels/Crush/Razor Ramon.
Footage from the Kamala/Kim Chee/Harvey Wippleman/Reverend Slick incident from earlier on airs.